1. Late As Usual, But I Need The Job Anyway
2. AT&T: We Are The World Sucka
3. Ma Bell's Indoctrination
4. Let The Career Begin, Bring In The Lions
5. Management - New York Style
6. Dancing With The Scorpions
7. We Ain't Got No Culture And We Show It
8. Making Money The Old Fashioned Way... With Overtime
9. "Ya Better Get Wid Da Program, Ya Jerk - Or Else!"
10. The First Christmas - AT&T Style
11. When The Supervisor's Are Away The Telephone Company's Customers Should Pray
12. We're In The Union, Right? So Let's Go On Strike
13. A New Supervisor From Sales - How Can We Screw Him?
14. So You're Graduating College - Who Cares?
15. Escape From New York - The Final Version!
16. Welcome To Southern Fried Bell
17. Attack Of The Clay People
18. Promote Him? But He's Not Wearing A Dress
19. Telephone Taps And Drug Kingpins
20. Disco Dancing At The Bell System
21. Spring Break - Phone Company Style
22. Playing God In A 3-Piece Suit
23. Ambush Under The Palm Trees
24. The Bell System's Last Great Strike
25. Y'all Craft Or Management
26. Ma Bell's Shotgun Divorce
27. Laser Beams And Alligators In The Everglades
28. The Sadaam Hussein Of Boca Raton?
29. Bringing Civilization And Fiber Optics To Texas
30. Son, I'm A Texan, My Handshake Is A Contract!
31. The Texas Dialtone Massacre
32. Dinosaur Skin Boots, Gold Chains, Grab Ya Groin, Ya Wallet, And Run
33. Let's Make A Deal - Welcome To Telecom Conventions
34. Yes, Satan Was A Venture Capitalist
35. Welcome To Prairie Dog Town And Sandstorms
36. Hi, I'm From Texas, Let's Do Some Bidness
37. Pirates Of The Potomac
38. Slut Puppies And Other Sales Tricks
39. The Mouse That Roared
40. David Versus Goliath Part II
